Why China Hate India?
Reason 29 – At least 60% people in India are Bilingual (Hindi and English).
Reason 28 – India has a booming IT sector attracting global companies.
Reason 27 – Every Indian can afford a cell phone.
Reason 26 – Indian theatres can show any movies from the world whereas in china they can only watch local movies.
Reason 25 – More Local airlines services in India.
Reason 24 – India is more preferred as a tourist destination.
Reason 23 – Asian woman prefer Caucasian Males over Chinese males.
Reason 22 – Indian Men on average are taller and bigger.
Reason 21 – Indian girls are much hotter.
Reason 20 – there are more Chinese adult actresses than Indian.
Reason 19 – India recognizes Tibet as free country the Dalai lama lives in India.
Reason 18 – Bollywood is the world’s second biggest movies industry.
Reason 17 – Indian Economy is booming on high quality product not cheap knockouts as in china.
Reason 16 – Indian pharmaceutical industry is on the rise. No – one trust Chinese drugs.
Reason 15 – Indian Military is ranked 4th in world. (China 3rd). India’s biggest allies are the other countries in the top 10.
Reason 14 – Why do Indians need martial arts when they got Gatka and Kalery!!
Reason 13 – More Westerners listen to Indian music.
Reason 12 – Indian Sweets taste better than fortune cokkies.
Reason 11 – India is the most adored superpower of tomorrow.
Reason 10 – Indians are more tolerable towards infusion of western culture.
Reason 09 – More Car sold in India. Chinese love their bicycles.
Reason 08 – Indian forces beat the Japanese in WWII whereas the Chinese got massacred by them.
Reason 07 – After 45 year of trying to capture ladakh, Arunachal Pradesh and Sikkin, China accepted them to be part of India.
Reason 06 – India has more forces in peace keeping.
Reason 05 – India has more diverse landscape.
Reason 04 – India has more historical monuments.
Reason 03 – China does not understand how so many religions can co-exist in the same country.
Reason 02 – Public protest is legal in India. Chinese go to jail or get shot
Reason 01 – Freedom
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Why China Hate India?
7:16 AM | Filed Under comedy 2009, funny joke2009, TERRORIST jokes2009 | 0 Comments
why indian cant be a TERRORIST
10 REASONS--- Y INDIANS CANNOT BE TERRORIST
1. We are always late we would have missed the flight.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us!
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
1. We are always late we would have missed the flight.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us!
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
7:10 AM | Filed Under comedy 2009, TERRORIST jokes2009 | 0 Comments
